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=**//__My Saddest Moment__//**= About six years ago me and my mum went to the pet shop to buy a pet just for me. I was so excited because it was the first time I could get a pet just for me. When we got to the pet shop we looked around, after a while of looking at all the different kinds of cute animals we found a mouse who was sleeping in his little tunnel in his little house, he was white with light brown spots, when we went to the counter to buy him the man asked me if i had thought of a name and for some reason I said Snowflake. When I took him home I built him houses out of video tapes and houses out of boxes, Snowflake was my best friend, and as silly as it seems I even had little tea parties with him and most of my soft toys but I was four, what do you expect.

About a week later my mum said in a calm voice "Jacob, your mouse stinks so I think we should let him go in the wild with his little mouse friends." But I was not as calm as she was and I started screaming at her "No I want him to stay." But she didn't listen to me she had made a decision so she took him out into the back yard and let him go in the bushes After a while of crying into my mothers arms I felt a tug on my shoelace and I looked down to see where the tugging came from so I turned around and looked down and the turned out to be my little friend Snowflake.   A lovely story Jacob, don't forget to edit very carefully. You are doing some good work. =__//**Mrs Snotbag vs Granny**//__=

Once upon a time in a little village there lived a very weird lady who lived in a broken down, torn apart house at the bottom of the mountain. In the village there was a mountain and surprisingly it was next to a mall, and by surprisingly I mean it is in the middle ages so yeah... Anyway back to the story.

One day the old lady wanted to climb the mountain,so she tried and after weeks of climbing she finally got to the top but she slipped on a rock covered in ice conveniently placed on he ground where she climbed up and she ended up falling 90,000 meters and broke every bone in her body.Her grandma who happened to see her fall only said "shame fool" and ran her over with her wheelchair. On the other hand poor Mrs Snotbag was just lying there with her body all retardedly rearranged she said to herself "when I recover, well if I recover, I will hunt down old granny and slam into her while riding a donkey." So she just lay there for months waiting for her recovery.

Weeks, months no years later she finally healed. She started the hunt for the evil one called, **//__GRANNY__//**. First she went home and went into the shed, got her sniper rifle out of the cabinet and ran out the door into the forest. Wait a minute, sniper rifle?!. I thought this was the middle ages, well lets rewind this for second zzzzzzip OK, here we are. She went home and went into the shed got her battle axe out of her closet and ran out the door into the forest, riding a donkey.

When she got into the forest she saw an old lady in a wheelchair. "Ah ! I have you now old evil one" said Mrs Snotbag as she charged at the helpless old bag wielding the axe ready to make the //**__kill__**//! But just when the axe wielding, donkey riding, mountain climbing witch was about to take the shot, the old lady pulled out a sword and chopped of the legs off the poor donkey and it fell to the ground with a __//**THUD!**//__ Mrs Snotbag went flying into the old lady, The old lady got so furious that she thought about taking the battle axe from Mrs Snotbag and killing her for banging into her but couldn't be bothered. So she she wanted to go to the mall and kiss a frog just for the sake of kissing a frog and then murder someone and then get turned into the police, so off she went to the mall at the bottom of the mountain.

When she got there she looked around and eventually she found a frog and started to talk to it but considering it was a frog it could not talk, but the evil old bag still sat next to the frog and then slowly bent down and kissed it, all the people looked and said "wow that old lady just kissed that frog" But she just looked around and said "do I look like I care?" And she just walked away out the door.

She was walking around the village when she went to the river to have a swim because she was hot, and while she was there she saw a really shiny rock at the bottom of the deep part of the river but unfortunately it was to deep so she walked around to find something to fish it out with, after a while of looking she found a long stick and tried to get the rock out by moving it to the shallow part of the river and succeeded so she went home to sit down and have a nice hot drink in front of the fire.

She was walking around the village on her way home she bumped into Mrs Snotbag and attacked her because she was bored. "Get off me you crazy woman" said Mrs Snotbag and punched her in the face and then walked away to report her to the police. "No! I'm sorry I didn't mean it, please" But Mrs Snotbag didn't listen to her and kept on walking. "Oh well, it happens"

When Mrs Snotbag got to the police station she explained to the police what had happened with the crazy old lady and how she randomly attacked her for absolutely no reason. The police said "Ok we will hunt her down and take to the middle aged police station." And off they went to find the old lady. When they found her they said "Hey you old lady, you're under arrest for attacking a lady for no reason" She said "Ok I have always wanted to go to jail," and off they went.

Years later the old lady got out of jail and married the frog she kissed in the mall years ago, had kids (very strange kids) and found out what the shiny rock was, it turned out to be a very valuable jewel and lived happily ever after with her frogy husband. And Mrs Snotbag? She found no-one and died three weeks after the attack from the evil old lady called **__//granny//__**. A good effort Jacob. I would like to see you work on your sentences as some of them are very long winded. toc =__//Four Picture Story//__=

“Hey Turtle! listen up,I need to tell you something important. Oh no, not again, wake up sleepy head it’s ten o’clock, you should have been up ages ago.”

“Huh, what?, is that you Santa?” “No, it’s Bird” “Oh, Bird fancy seeing you here, ay” “Mmmm Typical, I live next door, remember?” “Oh yea, Bird, I remember now...um...well, at least I think I do, and what are you here for?” “Um...I forgot, but that doesn’t matter, would you want to go on a walk in the rain forest maybe then I will remember. “OK”

On their walk they found some mushrooms “Ohh mushrooms, yummy” “Turtle, Nooooooooo!” “Mmmmmmm, delicious” “Do you know what you just ate?!” “Umm, something tasty?” “NO! You just ate a poisonous mushroom!” “Ohhh, Cool” “No, not cool, do you know what is going to happen now?” “I won’t go hungry?” “Oh no, we have to get you to the Oasis before dark” “Well what are you waiting for, lets go” So off they went to the oasis. When they got there they found a mystical stone that gives you three wishes. “Oooh wishes, yay” Turtle said “I wish I had known about this earlier” Bird looked at his watch and the little hand went back an hour. “Don’t worry, we still have two more wishes” “I wish cat was here” And there he was he just appeared out of nowhere. “Um...That was pointless, no matter only one wish left.” “Ok the last wish is mine” And before bird could make the wish turtle yelled out “I WISH BIRD WAS HAVING A SPASM” And before you know it bird was on the ground having a spasm. After Birds ten minute long fit, he got up and said “Thanks, that spasm jogged my memory so I remember what I wanted to tell you, I found the spoon I lost last week.” Great dialogue Jacob. you really have conversations and the way they are written sorted. greatv ending too!